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[chopinrage]

I see we've been dealing with a recent influx of imbeciles. Not to say that...all of the 'newcomers' are imbeciles but a fair number of you leave quite a bit to be desired. To those of you seemingly sane, please do enjoy your time with us. To the rest...please leave as soon as possible.

Comments

[kiku.livejournal.com]

What about me?

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

Well. We haven't been speaking very long but in my observations you were clearly one of the more tolerable ones.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

Okay, good! I can't really find things to annoy you guys with anyway. I'd much prefer having a nice conversation!

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

It's a shame certain others don't share your same philosophy.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

So, so! Tell me truthfully, are you creeped out by Hungary's hobby?

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

....

[kiku.livejournal.com]

Should I take that as a yes?

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

....you won't tell her any of this?

[kiku.livejournal.com]

Promise!

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

Honestly...I think it's quite horrid of her to write such things. I'm not sure how she can possible enjoy doing all of that. And I think I much rather would've never found out about it at all.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

That's why it was supposed to be a secretttt! Prussia ruined it :I

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

Yes. Well. He ruins everything he touches.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

Can't be helped, I guess. Hungary doesn't just write that sort of stuff, you know!

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

....I'm not sure I want to know what other things she may write.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

They're not bad, don't worry! She's a really good writer.

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well, yes. She's quite good at a lot of things.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

Y'think? She doesn't think so :o

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

I fail to see why she'd think differently.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

You're going to have to not tell her I said this too!

She doesn't think she's womanly enough!

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

...she's definitely enough of a woman.

[kiku.livejournal.com]

She'd be happy to hear you think that, but she's still not that confident about it. It took her such a long time to get the hang of it, after all. :[

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

I see. Do you...think there any books on the matter?

[kiku.livejournal.com]

Maybe! I've never looked into it.

[chopin-rage.livejournal.com]

Hm. I suppose a trip to the bookstore is in order once this ship reaches land again. Do you have any...suggestions?

[kiku.livejournal.com]

You sure buy a lot of books. Maybe something about cooking would be nice.